one time i decided to google search myself. this is boring for most of us who don’t do anything worth too much attention, but i recommend it. you’ll never know what you find. as i love examples, let me give you one.
this is stephen dixon, but not THIS stephen dixon, stephen dixon the magician (and former ronald mcdonald impersonator) who has performed at various birthday parties and gatherings across the U.S. (for a fascinating few minutes on the internet, go to http://www.stephendixon.net and see who i am talking about). he’s even performed at the white house!! i’ve never done that. i also don’t know any magic tricks (but my friend matt melton does, if you know matt, or if you meet him.. chances are he will oblige a request for a card trick). but if i was going to be a magician, i think it would be more like this person
this is GOB from the tv show arrested development. if you don’t know who that is, go buy season one on dvd.
for my next illusion, i will go to sleep now.
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