there are some words that are just gross when tied with food. “sliders” for example. this is a term usually associated with mini-hamburgers. not a word i want to hear as i’m eating greasy, sauce covered red meat. “explosion” is another i don’t care for. chili’s has a quesadilla explosion salad. i don’t want, nor need explosions involved with my food (that’s two for you, chili’s.) taco bell is another i don’t really understand. why does everything have to sound like you mixed ingredients and exploded it in the microwave? “try or new cheesy beefy spicy bean burrito supreme explosion!!” oh, and by the way, be sure to make it “4th meal” and consume this item at 3:26 in the morning.
i’d like to slap and belittle whoever is responsible for the term “big buford” from checkers, as well.
and this picture is just funny. (note: all mtv “hills” references are for the benefit of my wife)

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do you think i could get a food endorsement? maybe…moon pies?